GOOD NEWS—WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO SAY “PRESIDENT SANTORUM”

BUT BE WEARY OF THE OTHERS. BE WEARY OF THE MOVIE STAR FACE WITH THE RELENTLESS CHARISMA TEETH.

AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THE BLOOD NOT EVEN RAIN CAN WASH AWAY.

SENSIBILITIES CAN CHANGE

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AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE TO RUB AND STROKE ITS LAZY FATHER-ORGANS.

SEX IS FOR THOSE WHO LOVE AND LOVE IS DISARRAY—SEX AND LOVE SHOULD NEVER BE REGULATED. BE IN LOVE. PLEASE.

A MOUTH IS YOUR OPENING. LET YOUR FAT, BEAUTIFUL TEETH COME OUT. PLEASE. LET YOUR FAT, BEAUTIFUL VOICE COME OUT. PLEASE.

SALIVA WILL MAKE SOUNDS IN 2012. PLEASE.

TEAR BACK THIS AMERICA THAT WANTS TO LEAVE YOU DEFORMED AND CRYING OUT. THERE WILL BE TIME TO CELEBRATE AND OVEREAT WHEN WE’RE ALL HOARSE AND TIRED OF SCREAMING.

“PRESIDENT” IS A HORRIFYING PREFIX. DON’T LET IT FUCK YOU.

“NO” MEANS “NO.”