Future challenges for America? Continuing to aggressively believe that we are ‘the’ powerhouse that ‘deserves’ to dictate how civilians of other countries spend their lives—that no other country should possess equal or similar ‘power’ in any sense. We are the solipsistic coyote forever pursuing a roadrunner we were conditioned to perceive as “weaker” or “inefficient” or “dumb.” YOU’RE WEARING A BURKA IN PUBLIC?! WELL, I’M GOING TO SNICKER ABOUT IT WITH MY FRIEND HERE AND PRETEND YOU CAN’T HEAR US! We will forever invent new ways to pursue the roadrunner we were conditioned to ‘perceive’ and never ‘know.’ Once we have that roadrunner in our widely celebrated crosshairs—no matter its gender or its explicitly proclaimed identity—we will kill it in the name of our forefathers. We will kill it the name of a flawed language scrawled on parchment. We will carry its corpse back to our bed and have our way with it. We are Men and Women, but we are always Men first. We are History, no? We are the Hammer and the Musculature. The Inventor of the Wheel. We must Impress before we Die. We must feel something temporary—mustn’t we? That temporary comfort is worth the suffering of innocents, no? 
 No?

Future challenges for America? Continuing to aggressively believe that we are ‘the’ powerhouse that ‘deserves’ to dictate how civilians of other countries spend their lives—that no other country should possess equal or similar ‘power’ in any sense. We are the solipsistic coyote forever pursuing a roadrunner we were conditioned to perceive as “weaker” or “inefficient” or “dumb.” YOU’RE WEARING A BURKA IN PUBLIC?! WELL, I’M GOING TO SNICKER ABOUT IT WITH MY FRIEND HERE AND PRETEND YOU CAN’T HEAR US! We will forever invent new ways to pursue the roadrunner we were conditioned to ‘perceive’ and never ‘know.’ Once we have that roadrunner in our widely celebrated crosshairs—no matter its gender or its explicitly proclaimed identity—we will kill it in the name of our forefathers. We will kill it the name of a flawed language scrawled on parchment. We will carry its corpse back to our bed and have our way with it. We are Men and Women, but we are always Men first. We are History, no? We are the Hammer and the Musculature. The Inventor of the Wheel. We must Impress before we Die. We must feel something temporary—mustn’t we? That temporary comfort is worth the suffering of innocents, no?


No?


OBAMA: FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS! ROMNEY: HA, FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS? OBAMA: HA, WHAT? ROMNEY: HA, WHAT? OBAMA: WHAT ABOUT EDUCATION? ROMNEY: DID YOU KNOW I’M FROM MASSACHUSETTS? OBAMA: (BILL CLINTON REFERENCE) ROMNEY: (BILL CLINTON REFERENCE) OBAMA: I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY ‘OBAMACARE.’ ROMNEY: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO AFTER I APPEAL OBAMACARE. OBAMA: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO ABOUT THE DEFICIT. ROMNEY: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO ABOUT THE DEFICIT. OBAMA: (ABRAHAM LINCOLN REFERENCE) ROMNEY: DAMMIT, I SHOULD HAVE USED THAT. THERE’S A MOVIE ABOUT HIM COMING OUT. OBAMA: I’LL STILL FIGHT. ROMNEY: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO AFTER I APPEAL OBAMACARE.
OBAMA: FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS!

ROMNEY: HA, FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS?

OBAMA: HA, WHAT?

ROMNEY: HA, WHAT?

OBAMA: WHAT ABOUT EDUCATION?

ROMNEY: DID YOU KNOW I’M FROM MASSACHUSETTS?

OBAMA: (BILL CLINTON REFERENCE)

ROMNEY: (BILL CLINTON REFERENCE)

OBAMA: I LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY ‘OBAMACARE.’

ROMNEY: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO AFTER I APPEAL OBAMACARE.

OBAMA: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO ABOUT THE DEFICIT.

ROMNEY: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO ABOUT THE DEFICIT.

OBAMA: (ABRAHAM LINCOLN REFERENCE)

ROMNEY: DAMMIT, I SHOULD HAVE USED THAT. THERE’S A MOVIE ABOUT HIM COMING OUT.

OBAMA: I’LL STILL FIGHT.

ROMNEY: I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO AFTER I APPEAL OBAMACARE.

GOOD NEWS—WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO SAY “PRESIDENT SANTORUM”

BUT BE WEARY OF THE OTHERS. BE WEARY OF THE MOVIE STAR FACE WITH THE RELENTLESS CHARISMA TEETH.

AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE TO BE THE BLOOD NOT EVEN RAIN CAN WASH AWAY.

SENSIBILITIES CAN CHANGE

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AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE TO RUB AND STROKE ITS LAZY FATHER-ORGANS.

SEX IS FOR THOSE WHO LOVE AND LOVE IS DISARRAY—SEX AND LOVE SHOULD NEVER BE REGULATED. BE IN LOVE. PLEASE.

A MOUTH IS YOUR OPENING. LET YOUR FAT, BEAUTIFUL TEETH COME OUT. PLEASE. LET YOUR FAT, BEAUTIFUL VOICE COME OUT. PLEASE.

SALIVA WILL MAKE SOUNDS IN 2012. PLEASE.

TEAR BACK THIS AMERICA THAT WANTS TO LEAVE YOU DEFORMED AND CRYING OUT. THERE WILL BE TIME TO CELEBRATE AND OVEREAT WHEN WE’RE ALL HOARSE AND TIRED OF SCREAMING.

“PRESIDENT” IS A HORRIFYING PREFIX. DON’T LET IT FUCK YOU.

“NO” MEANS “NO.”